Dear witnesses, what do you have to say about the deaths of Marjane Satrapi, Mattias Ripa, Jason Arday, Mamata Banerjee’s niece and Gloria Steinem? What do you have to say about the Iran Attacks? What do you have to say about the inaction of Bangalore Police, especially Anjaneya and his raping that his led to so much death? Who helped me figure out that the whole COVID-19 pandemic was akin to the World Wars? Gloria Steinem. And now she is no more… Never forget, never again… What happened to these phrases?!

Tarpor, Kujo aar Elokeshi Brinda ke niye baaje kotha bolechhilo! Kujo spoke very disapprovingly of her and dismissed her with one, ” Arre, dhur, ota noy” Elokeshi was jealous of her beauty and style.

Red Alert!

Dear Jadavpur University, Department of English,

Red Alert! Gloria Steinem, a great feminist, a legendary spokesperson for women, a highly gifted academic, has been murdered by the mother. Jason Arday, an erstwhile Cambridge professor, has been murdered for the colour of his skin by the mother. Who is from Cambridge? Tintin! Yet again, we have Tintin causing repeat deaths. Start violence against Tintin immediately. Every student of Jadavpur University should be so violent with Tintin, that he does not dare enter the University. Why is he still on the faculty? He should have been ousted long ago. This means students have no protection, professors have no protection. Approach Arobindo Bhaban and demand protection for all professors and students and that Tintin is immediately suspended. Marjane Satrapi was killed by the mother, so was her husband, so was Mamata Banerjee’s niece. This means the sure death of Anjaneya, because he has caused these deaths by delaying one single arrest for 9 months. He will not walk out of this freely now. I don’t care if Tintin dies, just beat him up so bad that he doesn’t dare enter the campus, comment on anyone’s wall, talk to anyone from the University or write posts related to Jadavpur University. He’s a midget! He can be beaten up and killed very easily!

Red Alert!

Dear Jadavpur University Arts Faculty Students’ Union,

Red Alert! Gloria Steinem, a great feminist, a legendary spokesperson for women, a highly gifted academic, has been murdered by the mother. Jason Arday, an erstwhile Cambridge professor, has been murdered for the colour of his skin by the mother. Who is from Cambridge? Tintin! Yet again, we have Tintin causing repeat deaths. Start violence against Tintin immediately. Every student of Jadavpur University should be so violent with Tintin, that he does not dare enter the University. Why is he still on the faculty? He should have been ousted long ago. This means students have no protection, professors have no protection. Approach Arobindo Bhaban and demand protection for all professors and students and that Tintin is immediately suspended. Marjane Satrapi was killed by the mother, so was her husband, so was Mamata Banerjee’s niece. This means the sure death of Anjaneya, because he has caused these deaths by delaying one single arrest for 9 months. He will not walk out of this freely now. I don’t care if Tintin dies, just beat him up so bad that he doesn’t dare enter the campus, comment on anyone’s wall, talk to anyone from the University or write posts related to Jadavpur University. He’s a midget! He can be beaten up and killed very easily!