Dear Jadavpur University Arts Faculty Students’ Union,

Red Alert! Gloria Steinem, a great feminist, a legendary spokesperson for women, a highly gifted academic, has been murdered by the mother. Jason Arday, an erstwhile Cambridge professor, has been murdered for the colour of his skin by the mother. Who is from Cambridge? Tintin! Yet again, we have Tintin causing repeat deaths. Start violence against Tintin immediately. Every student of Jadavpur University should be so violent with Tintin, that he does not dare enter the University. Why is he still on the faculty? He should have been ousted long ago. This means students have no protection, professors have no protection. Approach Arobindo Bhaban and demand protection for all professors and students and that Tintin is immediately suspended. Marjane Satrapi was killed by the mother, so was her husband, so was Mamata Banerjee’s niece. This means the sure death of Anjaneya, because he has caused these deaths by delaying one single arrest for 9 months. He will not walk out of this freely now. I don’t care if Tintin dies, just beat him up so bad that he doesn’t dare enter the campus, comment on anyone’s wall, talk to anyone from the University or write posts related to Jadavpur University. He’s a midget! He can be beaten up and killed very easily!