Author: bloggermessenger

With Dipabali Dey being that ugly and fat, who will date her? No wonder she gets no men or women and endlessly stalks people she’s interested in. I mean, who wears a kurta as a short dress in India if you’re fat? You can’t do that! It’s India! And that too, that’s her Facebook profile pic! And orange, rough ugly hair? And no sense of style! And she’s so obese!

And Dipabali Dey is wearing a kurta as a short dress despite being obese. She eats fatty food at expensive restaurants on her mother’s hard-earned money everyday. Forget healthy food! Obviously she’ll be obese! And she has very rough orange hair!

Witnesses also have to testify about Sanjiv Bhatt being thrown in jail after I read about Modi’s role in the Godhra Riots. His house was also partially demolished. Then there are the activists who Modi threw in jail after I read about him. Then there is the RSS attack with Babul Supriyo on J.U. Gate No. 4 where skulls were cracked open because I read about Modi. You have to say everything.

Elokeshi would come to college without combing her hair for a week. It wouldn’t be tied. He hair used to be hip-length. And all her dirty clothes would be mixed up with her clean clothes. I picked up a top once from there, fresh scent of underarm sweat!

Then one day I was at Elokeshi’s place. Rai and she were changing. Elokeshi came out in a top without a bra with her nipples showing. She was wearing jeans or a skirt below. She was covering her nipples with her hand, but they were still visible. Her boobs sag. That’s why she always wears expensive bras to keep them up. Rai removed her top to change into something else. Whoa! She’s gorgeous! She looks like a sculpture!!! Don’t worry, she still had her bra and pants on. I was fully clothed the whole time, obviously.

And that too, Elokeshi’s whole house was stacked up with her dad’s library!!! And he had the largest collection of western classical music on vinyl in Kolkata. She hates classical music too. Her dad is an Indian classical music vocalist. Still she’s like this!!!

And Elokeshi is so jealous of Poushalee’s brains and independence, because Elokeshi has no brains, no independence. For that matter, even Diya, Rai, Nandini are very independent women. And they all wear normal clothes! Elokeshi is the cringiest! 24×7, bf/husband, no other interest in life, brain dead! 🤮 Then, she actually got up in Supriya Chaudhuri’s class during her first lecture in college and said that she can’t understand anything! Who does that?!!! Neither could the rest of us!!! But, one week later, we did, unlike Elokeshi who made no effort to understand what was happening, instead complained that the standard was too high!!! Someone actually did that with Supriya Chaudhuri!!! Beat that! That too, she was wearing a sleeveless disco top with big black sequins all over, hair dishevelled, lips black because she forgot her lipstick, eyes popping out because she didn’t get time to apply kajal in the morning. Then in Chandreyi Niyogi’s (a brilliant, beautiful woman and devoted single mother) first lecture, Elokeshi had her face in her hand, her face sagging because she couldn’t understand anything of the Restoration. I looked back and I saw that, and I was like, “What?!!” Who does that in a lecture room of a famous university?!!! No wonder Elokeshi failed in everything in college. And Swapanda, she didn’t attend a single lecture, not even one. You can’t get past that one. If he saw her, one look at her and he would have shredded her to nothing in no time! That’s why she didn’t go. Swapan Kumar Chakravorty doesn’t entertain no brains!!! So disrespectful to all the professors who challenge students to be intelligent!!! Chhhi!!! Shameful!!! Lobotomised loser! If this is what she wants to do, go to Tintin!!! How dare she approach me!

And Diya and Rai are no makeup beautiful. They just wear kajal at the most, nothing else. And they wear normal clothes, like normal people. What does Elokeshi even wear?!!! And that too, oodles of makeup and beauty products!!! All fake! No wonder she’s so jealous of natural beauties like Diya and Rai. She doesn’t want to be a part of the movement. We’re all black, she’s all over her boyfriend/husband in person or on the phone the whole day.