Today I got back by a Volvo AC bus. Those are the worst. There’s no ventilation. I got stressed out after that. Before that I was fine. And yesterday I travelled back by metro, switched at Majestic, again no ventilation. These Volvo AC buses and metro are the worst forms of transport in India. And in Kolkata, it’s even worse, the metro is a suicide spot where people jump to their death on the tracks in front of running trains daily. So, all services stop for the day. It’s really that bad in Kolkata. Obviously if there are no jobs in Kolkata, people will commit suicide. Now there are mostly Biharis. Who else can live in such conditions?

Then when people would ask Dipabali if she had been in a relationship ever, she would lie and say, “no,” despite having lesbian trysts with women. And obviously no man will date Dipabali. She’s obese and retarded and stalks people and loves Oriental cultures. She’s part of the China propaganda to kill the world with COVID-19.

Then Pradipta would be physically all over Simon Jennings in Ananda Lal’s ‘Measure for Measure’ rehearsals! She would bend over backwards literally so that he could see her whole belly. She would touch him whenever she got the chance. I mean, Simon had a long-time girlfriend and they were really happy! Plus, the girl was amazing! Any big shot girl’s love interest, Pradipta has to have him! Simon couldn’t stand Pradipta obviously. He stayed with his girlfriend, who was perfectly normal! Six month of that torture for Simon! Simon would literally run when Pradipta came stalking him!

Then there was Swapanda’s son. Swapanda’s son was Sreejita’s batch. Obviously Sreejita would talk to him. When I mentioned that Swapanda had a son to Saroni, she was like, “Swapanda has a son?” When I pointed out Swapanda’s son to Saroni, she said, “He’s white. His lips are red. Are you sure it’s his?” The rest of us are so not impressed, but Sreejita’s right at his neck! Any big shot, Sreejita’s there in no time!

Then, Sreejita Deb is Chinese zodiac pig, as we all know. And what do pigs do? They suck up to everyone they think is a big shot? Sreejita was fanatically obsessed with Vinayak, Amlan da’s son. Again, Vinayak was from her younger brother’s batch! She has no friends of her own, all brother’s friends! Wherever her brother goes, she goes! She was in love with Vinayak. Then everytime they would go out as a group, Pradipta would step into the picture, and Vinayak’s attention was gone from Sreejita. Pradipta was fanatically obsessed with Vinayak too, because it was some big shot girl’s crush. Then because of Pradipta, Sreejita and Vinayak drifted apart. She lost weight and became even more ragged and wrinkly than she already was. Vinayak couldn’t stand Pradipta. He ended up dating someone else. This whole thing lasted for months. Then Sreejita starts telling innocent me about all of this. Then while returning home, I pointed out Elokeshi’s house. Sreejita wanted to go there, so we went. Then after hearing the Vinayak story Elokeshi told Sreejita to pin Vinayak against a wall and that no man can resist such advances from a woman. Some days later, Sreejita called me and said that she told Vinayak she liked him and nothing happened, so she was over him. Years later when I exposed Lard Face to Saroni, Saroni said that Lard Face told her that Sreejita cornered Vinayak against a wall. Saroni said she didn’t believe that someone as tiny as Sreejita could do that. It was true. I was there when Elokeshi told Sreejita to do this. The rest of us don’t even look at big shots! Sreejita is such a low-life, after a genius professor’s son to be on top! Sick! And that too, what is the creepy, incestuous connection with her younger brother? She had no friends before her brother joined J.U.