Shah Rukh Khan, the original rapist of Bollywood, now has a new companion in his sprees of sexual degeneracy, A. R. Rahman. Shah Rukh Khan drags Katrina Kaif to the sign board of Exide at Koramangala and rapes her. A. R. Rahman appears at the Exide sign board, and rapes her. After this fest of psychopathic mania, Shah Rukh Khan heads over to the P. C. Chandra showroom and rapes the owner’s wife. After this, A. R. Rahman, appears at the P. C. Chandra showroom and rapes the owner’s wife. Shah Rukh Khan walks down to the Lavie showroom and rapes Anushka Sharma. A. R. Rahman walks down to the Lavie showroom and rapes Anushka Sharma. Virat Kohli drags Anushka Sharma to the Manyavar showroom and rapes her. Shah Rukh Khan heads down to the Tanishq showroom and rapes Chodu. A. R. Rahman follows them and rapes Chodu. Shah Rukh Khan flies down to the sets of ‘Thugs of Hindostan’. A. R. Rahman flies down after him. Shah Rukh Khan, A. R. Rahman, Amir Khan and Amitabh Baccchan rape Katrina Kaif and Fatima Sana Shaikh on the sets for hours. This is the life story of the men of Bollywood.

Rapists of Bollywood, go die.

Everyone knows Shah Rukh Khan cheated on his wife. Everyone.