Shah Rukh Khan, the sexual offender, Shah Rukh Khan, the man who cheated on his wife, has now decided to play a game of pedophilia with women half his age, Katrina Kaif and Anoushka Sharma. Shah Rukh Khan enters Lavie’s showroom, strips naked infront of Anoushka Sharma, who is there waiting in anticipation for him. The two of them get down on Lavie’s showroom floor and copulate vigorously unendingly. At this very moment, at the heat of excitation, organs conjoined, Virat Kohli enters aghast. Virat Kohli undoes his zipper and begins masturbating infront of the duo on the floor and jerks off on them. Shah Rukh Khan pulls out of Anoushka Sharma and flees Lavie’s showroom. Shah Rukh Khan runs to the under-construction worksite of P. C. Chandra Jewellers and starts masturbating vigorously inside the unfinished interior. Shah Rukh Khan cannot take it, because he could not come inside Anoushka Sharma after Virat Kohli started ejaculating on them. Shah Rukh ejaculates in ecstasy on the floor, the walls, the glow sign of P. C. Chandra Jewellers. Shah Rukh Khan paints the entire space of P. C. Chandra’s new project with his semen. The whole space of P. C. Chandra is now fresh with the smell of of Shah Rukh Khan’s semen. In the meantime, Anoushka Sharma and Virat Kohli ran off to the Manyavar Showroom so that they could copulate infront of everyone who came to visit the showroom. They spent the whole afternoon there copulating while customers photographed the act in live action. Anyhow, since no one is there at P. C. Chandra’s workshop to admire Shah Rukh Khan, Shah Rukh Khan makes a run for Tanishq’s showroom. He is delighted to find none other than Chodu herself waiting inside Tanishq’s showroom. Shah Rukh Khan and Chodu start doing it on the floor of the Tanishq showroom. Shah Rukh Khan and Chodu copulate in ecstasy. Right then, a jealous Irfan Khan enters Tanishq’s showroom. Irfan Khan masturbates infront of the copulating duo and jerks off on them. Shah Rukh Khan comes out of Chodu and sprints out of the Tanishq showroom. He flies down to the sets of ‘Zero’ where Katrina Kaif awaits him. Shah Rukh Khan and Katrina Kaif do it and do it and do it on the floor of the Bollywood movie set. Upon seeing this, M. S. Dhoni walks onto the set.  He has a secret crush on Shah Rukh Khan. He begins ejaculating on the copulating duo as he cannot restrain himself at the sight of Shah Rukh Khan. Katrina Kaif and Shah Rukh Khan separate and start running. Katrina escapes by the exit. M. S. Dhoni catches Shah Rukh Khan and starts feeling him up. Shah Rukh Khan tries desperately to escape, but cannot break free from Dhoni’s grip. Shah Rukh Khan spends the rest of the day on the sets of ‘Zero’ in Dhoni’s arms. Dhoni records everything on his camera phone and then posts the videos of sexual enticement on YouTube as ‘Zero’ along with his videos for Peter England and Van Heusen, the places he porn models for. I think that’s why the film is called ‘Zero’.