And it’s even worse with Ajith. He wears synthetic, shiny, stretchy white v-necks to the station, not even cotton! And he’s so unpopular, no one talks to him. When Anjaneya Sir went and sat next to Ajith, Anjaneya Sir broached the government as a topic. How else do you make small talk with that impotent creepy nonsense?! They just exchanged one or two sentence as convo! Ajith can’t even talk properly! And when he was delivering his ratta-mara speech on Ambedkar, he was hunched up and looked too skinny. The red carpet was definitely his idea!

If I don’t have Rs. 2,00,000 by 5th, the Delhi Police Commissioner is finished! It has been two weeks! Bangalore Police got the jetha and Chodu, the ugliest cunt in the world, arrested in 8 days only! Atleast I should have Rs. 50,000 in my account via UPI, which is the max. daily transaction limit or something, the rest Rs. 1,50,000 can be sent via cheque or over the next few days in installments of 50k over UPI. He has 4 days! Deadline!

Thank God Gauri Khan blacklisted Fatso from Bollywood, obviously Gauri Khan understood that Fatso (Bihari) was just using Shah Rukh Khan. Otherwise, why would she stay with him, I mean, this is a woman who has never bought her husband a gift in almost 40 years of knowing him? She’s educated, Honours degree, naturally gorgeous, super-brainy and super-talented creatively! She saw through Fatso’s whole ploy. I mean, if Shah Rukh Khan had to cheat, why would he pick the ugliest woman around? He can have anyone, anywhere! I mean, all people say the moment you mention Fatso is that she’s ugly, as if she can replace drop-dead-luscious Pamela Anderson, huh!! Don’t you hate Fatso for spoiling this amazing love story for everyone? And, then of course, there’s COVID-19! Who will come between a couple just to be famous other than a Bihari like Fatso? Disgusting!!

The only person Jijo can date is Dipabali! No one else wants him, anyhow! Dipabali’s obsessed with him, the same way she was obsessed with Rudrani, and wanted Rudrani to be with a man of her choice, because Rudrani will not be with her. It’s the same thing in Jijo’s case! It’s maniacal obsession with him, and since she can’t have him, he wants him to be with me! Creepy as fuck! It’s some twisted psychopathic plot arrangement in her head! Only someone obese, retarded, zero in maths, ugly and frigid would be interested in Jijo! Go date Dipabali, Jijo!