Then, sasuma picked up her slippers to attack me! So, I picked up my slippers too! She’s Telugu, I’m from the world of top-class Marwaris, nothing can change that! She’ll always be No. 0! Oh look, she couldn’t make it anywhere in anything in life. Hah! Chut!

Then, sasuma lied and said yesterday that she never switches on the light when I am in bed. Here’s the proof of her lies.

See the light on? See how messy she is? And she keeps her edibles next to her panties and slippers!

The rest of India hates south Indians!!! Don’t they know that? I am from the world of top-class Marwaris, that’s why I speak the truth. Sasum is an Andhra call girl, that’s why they can’t handle the truth. Everyone hates south Indians! They can’t do anything! Everything in Bangalore is made by North! I’m from upper class Marwari society, North! Idiots! And South people can’t speak English, Hindi, anything! Worthless!

And what is the biggest proof that South India is worthless? It’s Deepika Padukone herself. She’s grown-up in Bangalore, and she turned out to be a Neo-Nazi Hitler! Wow. As is expected, she’s retarded, has no talent or intelligence, has no self-respect or dignity and, hence will do everything to beat others who are actually worthy, she’s jealous of everyone and copies all the smart people, she’s ugly as fuck, no one wants her other than Hairman. What was the west thinking when they came to South India?