Lewis Carroll, the Paedophile, and the Real Alice in Wonderland

In ancient Rome, the penalty for rape was crushing a man’s balls between two stones. And now it’s the death penalty.

And who took me to the party where I met Jijo? Dipabali did! Before that, I didn’t even know him!

With Dipabali Dey being that ugly and fat, who will date her? No wonder she gets no men or women and endlessly stalks people she’s interested in. I mean, who wears a kurta as a short dress in India if you’re fat? You can’t do that! It’s India! And that too, that’s her Facebook profile pic! And orange, rough ugly hair? And no sense of style! And she’s so obese!

Danny Masterson is sun sign Pisces.

And Dipabali Dey is wearing a kurta as a short dress despite being obese. She eats fatty food at expensive restaurants on her mother’s hard-earned money everyday. Forget healthy food! Obviously she’ll be obese! And she has very rough orange hair!

Witnesses also have to testify about Sanjiv Bhatt being thrown in jail after I read about Modi’s role in the Godhra Riots. His house was also partially demolished. Then there are the activists who Modi threw in jail after I read about him. Then there is the RSS attack with Babul Supriyo on J.U. Gate No. 4 where skulls were cracked open because I read about Modi. You have to say everything.

Elokeshi would come to college without combing her hair for a week. It wouldn’t be tied. He hair used to be hip-length. And all her dirty clothes would be mixed up with her clean clothes. I picked up a top once from there, fresh scent of underarm sweat!

Then one day I was at Elokeshi’s place. Rai and she were changing. Elokeshi came out in a top without a bra with her nipples showing. She was wearing jeans or a skirt below. She was covering her nipples with her hand, but they were still visible. Her boobs sag. That’s why she always wears expensive bras to keep them up. Rai removed her top to change into something else. Whoa! She’s gorgeous! She looks like a sculpture!!! Don’t worry, she still had her bra and pants on. I was fully clothed the whole time, obviously.

And that too, Elokeshi’s whole house was stacked up with her dad’s library!!! And he had the largest collection of western classical music on vinyl in Kolkata. She hates classical music too. Her dad is an Indian classical music vocalist. Still she’s like this!!!