And the reason non-South people cannot learn South languages as adults is because they belong to a different group of languages. Bengali and Hindi belong to the Indo-Aryan group of languages, entirely different from the South languages. Those who have grown up here can learn it. Why Richa Sheth can’t speak Kannada makes no sense to me! She was here her whole life!

And South Indians are so stupid, so stupid, they think everything that is not South is North!!! They don’t understand North, East, West, Central, nothing!!! They think they’re all the same!!! How retarded!!! No wonder the rest of India doesn’t respect South Indians!!! And they can’t speak English properly!!! They can’t dress properly!!! They wear bright, ugly colours!!! They’re ugly!!! They’re stupid!!! One South guy at an office asked my friend where Allahabad is on the map!!! They know nothing!!! He couldn’t find it himself, even with maps!!! Retards!!! And in Kerala, they don’t even speak other South languages, English, Hindi, nothing!!! They’re that retarded!!! And then they want to turn Kerala into a tourist destination!!! How is that possible if people don’t speak English and Hindi?!!! They’re so dumb, they go to the U.S. to study, and have their own South group where they only speak in their native language!!! Everyone hates them!!! They don’t mix with anyone else because they can’t speak English!!! They’re the only ones!!! And their food tastes so bad!!! Have they ever even eaten at a Marwaris house or Bengalis house? I have!!! The food is awesome!!! My friend lived in Mumbai and loved. Then he came to Bangalore and was shocked by how bad actual dosas are!!! Mumbaikars know how to cook!!! North people cook South dishes so well!!! South people cook inedible food!!! And they’re not as active as North Indians!!! I used to treat Ratheesh like garbage everyday because he’s from South!!! I used to call him, “South Indian” to his face!!! He doesn’t have friends outside of Kerala!!! That too, they all speak in Malayalam, which is rude and disrespectful because the rest of us don’t know South languages!!! And South people are so disgusting!!! They talk in South languages despite the fact that there are people from other parts of India!!! Why can’t they speak in English or Hindi so that everyone understands? Or just simply go away into a corner of theirs and disappear? I used to take revenge with my Bengali friends by speaking in Bengali, so that South people wouldn’t understand us!!! And they’re so dumb!!! North people had to make Bangalore for them!!! That too, look at how much employee dissatisfaction there is at Google since a South Indian, Sundar Pichai, was appointed CEO!!! And their Dravidian languages do not have the mathematical complexity of Sanskrit!!! They can’t compete Sanskrit, the only language in the world deeply embedded with mathematical formulae!!! And Harris is a Muslim!!! That’s why I date him!!! The food will taste good. The clothes they wear look good. They talk properly. They behave properly. They’re intelligent. Karthik actually thought I’d date a South Indian?!!! Now he’s on death row!!! I dated Madan because he lived in Mumbai for a long time, so he’s like us. If South Indians are not like the rest of the world, we’re not accepting them!!! The world is globalised!!! And their voices so bad!!! Who wants to speak a language that is so harsh on the ears!!! Yuck!!! If they are like us, it’s fine!!! Otherwise, I’ll kill them with the death penalty!!! Losers of the world!!! A friend of mine went to a South wedding with his North friends, they couldn’t eat anything and had to eat somewhere else after leaving!!! And Joppan is so stupid, he goes to the U.S. to cook seafish!!! What is wrong with Kerala?!!! No one even speaks English there!!! And they’re so retarded!!! They can’t talk!!! Bihar ki chut Nalini Srinivasan talks in a baby voice, no matter what language she speaks in!!! She’s almost 50!!! That’s insanity!!! She’s a mental patient!!! Then, instead of talking back to me, Ratheesh, Bihar ki chut Nalini and Bihar ki chut Aishu prove their stupidity by beating me!!! Why can’t they just shout back, like normal people?!!! They’re psychopaths!!! They can’t tolerate anyone raising their voice!!! They’re so stupid, they’ll hit someone because they can’t talk properly!!! This is why North Indians treat South Indians like the garbage that they are!!! And they don’t even know the law!!! The moment you hit me instead of shouting back, it will be a police case!!! You have to have intelligence to know the law!!! And Ratheesh is so dumb, he can’t write a single sentence of grammatically correct English!!! And I’ve seen Bengali and Marwari people who have grown up in Bangalore speak Kannada fluently. Then why can’t South Indians speak English fluently, like the rest of the world?!!! How do they use their phones if they can’t speak English?!!! And they’re so backward, South Indians in Bangalore stare and notice people!!! No one does that in Mumbai!!! People are too busy to notice what others are doing in Mumbai!!! Why can’t South Indians work as hard Mumbaikars?!!! Why are they lazy like village people?!!! Then, Yashaswini is so dumb, she actually said, “And she always has a response to everything.” Yes, because I grew up amongst the top Marwaris of the world!!! North people know how to talk!!! That’s why everyone thinks South Indians are stupid!!! They can’t talk to save their lives!!! After that I just stopped talking at Torque, because you understand the people are too stupid to keep up. I just put a case against them. They don’t have a point, then instead of listening, they beat you, try having you raped, when they see they’re too stupid to compete with you!!! We’ll, that will land the people at Torque, Ratheesh, Bihar ki chut Nalini and Bihar ki chut Aishu the death penalty!!! Why can’t they talk properly?!!! Retarded South Indians!!! In Hyderabad, I did not have a single South friend!!! I hated Hyderabad!!! I had friends from other communities, but not Telugu!!! They can’t speak English and wear gaudy colours!!! Who dresses like that in this day and age?!!! And the Arab guy was so happy to meet me because he could understand what I say!!! He said they couldn’t understand what the rest of the people in Hyderabad say, their talk is indecipherable!!! See, foreigners think they’re stupid too!!! Bihar, Delhi, Kolkata and South India are the worst places in India!!! When South Indians see you’re cleverer than them, they’ll poison your food, like Bihar ki chut jo nightie pehen ke raat ke 12 baje baahar aati hain, Bhagya, and K. Gopala Reddy!!! Bhagya doesn’t even know English, she’s that retarded!!! They’re all jealous people, these South Indians, because they’re lobotomised!!! And Bihar ki chut Nalini and Bihar ki chut Bhagya’s food is the worst South Indian food I’ve had in my life, as if South Indian food wasn’t bad enough already!!! It takes North Indian to actually cook South dishes properly!!! How do they do it?!!! Why can’t South people?!!! And Sanjana of the orange boy cut hair is so stupid and ugly, only South Indians talk to her!!!

And the Bihari from my batch in school is racist! She said she can’t relate to them and that they’d look better white!