And I don’t understand these building people coming and bothering me for food? In Bangalore no one bothers other tenants in the building! That’s the system! Then why have other building people come trying to give me food, despite me not being South Indian? As if I eat that kind of food anyhow? If these building people ever come to my flat with food again or try talking to me, they are over.

If any journalist dares come to my flat, I will finish that person. This is India. This is Bangalore. You cannot approach a woman at her residence in this part of the world. Besides, my owner has strictly forbidden entry to all for me except Sandip and Harris.

I understand Malaysia and Singapore being the top tourists to Thailand, it’s other Chinese-looking people. But, why Indians? Have Indians lost their minds?!!! Indians are third on the list of visitors to Thailand!

Tarpor, jetha Swapanda ke niye baaje kotha bolechhe!!! Swapan Kumar Chakravorty, the God of everyone!!! Swapanda ke niye kotha bola’r shahosh pay kothheke!!! Maar sala take, maar sala take, mere mere shesh kor!!! Swapan Chakravorty ke niye kotha bola chai!!! Thu!!!