Dear Delhi Police,

What is this bastard Basavaraju M doing? Why didn’t he take my FIR last week?! He has slowed things down by two weeks, along with Harsha! Why did rapist Anjaneya not let Harsha take my FIR on the grounds that I don’t have a blue pen? Again, the matter was slowed down by two weeks then? Why do I have to scream to get any work done? They are barbarians! They are uncivilised! Who forces a woman to scream in the middle of the street like that?! What kind of police are these?! Again, they did not takey FIR yesterday! There are two FIRs now! And how much money do they need the culprits to have?! The two paternal aunts both have a lot of gold! Jhunu Biswas used to live in Silicon Valley, off the coast of San Francisco, on an island that is connected to the main city by an underwater tunnel! Who has enough money to live on am island? People like Epstein and Trump! And she has a flat there as well! And her husband was an IT person! And she knows English and is educated and was a working professional, so communication is not an issue. And she has UPI, so she can immediately transfer the amount toy doctor aunt, who also has UPI, who can transfer it to me! Yes, the daily transaction limit exists, so only that much can be transferred per day. Plus, since Gita Basu has already been arrested, she knows that if she doesn’t pay up, she’ll be arrested too. And Preaksha and her parents have money! She just took a student loan to go study in the U.S., and did not go to the college by the joining date, and was rejected as a result! Where is her student loan money? Where is Lakshmikanth’s student loan money, he also went with Preaksha on a student loan and came back?! Where is Kamal loser’s money? You expect me to believe he’s bankrupt? But, he went to Dubai to set up his daughter’s business there! He has so much money, he’s setting up his daughter’s business in Dubai! The police need to get hold of Rs. 2,00,000 only. These people don’t have that? Why have these police wasted 1 month in total like this?! Besides, since Jhunu Biswas and Gita Basu did not let me work and kept me hostage in Kolkata, where there are no jobs, at Malay Mitra’s relatives’ house for years, they have to pay for my maintenance! Either you send off a person to work, or you pay for them! Since I was not allowed to work, they have to pay for me! They didn’t let me get married also! They have to pay for me! You cannot forcibly call someone to your house, stop their life, and then not pay for everything for them! And, I will not return any money to Jhunu Biswas!!! Fraud toh fraud! They also have to leave a trust fund for me, since they did not let me work or get married!! Who looks after me after their deaths then?