And all these tall tales of love Kujo has are all lies. He himself confessed, “I have the tendency of lying.” Everything he says is a lie. There is no love in him. He is a pure opportunist. He’s after me out of pure opportunism. Why else is he after me? No one is after someone if it’s love. The only way someone stalks is ouut of selfish self-motive, opportunism. What is Kujo’s motive? Kujo, like the mother and the mother’s mother and the jetha is intuitive, no rationality. And what has he understood with his intuition? That Priyanka Gupta, Sreejita and me are top dog. That’s why the only people who he deems as being worthy of his romantic attentions are these three women. No one ekse is good enough for him. Debojoy told me, Kujo used to like Priyanka Gupta. I noticed the same myself. One day I asked Kujo about Sreejita, and he said she looks like a Greek goddess! Idiot! He’s such a low IQ retard, he doesn’t even know what Greek goddesses look like! Sreejita was wirey and wrinkly. Which Greek goddess is wirey and wrinkly? That’s against the definition of a Greek goddess! And Sreejita had hair sprouting out of her skull like snakes. That’s what Medusa looked like, not a Greek goddess! Fast forward into the future, Priyanka Gupta is top dog, loved and admired by all, more beautiful than ever with lovely doe eyes. Sreejita, that disgusting, scheming trash, no one used to talk to her in the department, went to Harvard. See why Kujo liked them? That’s not love, that’s a hold digger. And who are these women dating, obviously not someone like Kujo. Sreejita is with another MBA from Harvard, like herself. That’s how all the marriages happen. Everyone marries or dates someone who matches, and a match is based on equality. If you are from Harvard, you marry someone from Harvard. If Priyanka is very beautiful and accomplished, she dates men like that only. I’ve seen absolutely gorgeous men like herself on her social media. It matches, right? In case, Kujo hasn’t realised, these women don’t date men like him because he is not their equal. Equality. Get it? Get it? If you’re not an equal, no one dates you. And then the moment he would see me, my friends would tell me that he looked like he had seen a vision. It was ridiculous! If he is that fanatically obsessed with me, you can bet, I will end up top dog as well, even though I don’t care for such things and live an entirely different kind of life. These pigs have so much faith in their intuition that they make things happen just because they believed in something. They end up making things happen based on their faith. That’s how intuition works. That’s how these things end up happening and matching, not because intuition matches, but because you believed in something so much that you made it happen. The way Kujo is going, you’ll see he will only end up making me top dog. For 40 years the mother has been fixated on one thing, “Pishirai jitbe.” The way she’s going, she’s lining up events via her own actions so that it is inevitable that the Pishis win. Everyone can see the mother is making it happen herself.

One day during my bachelor’s degree, I was walking by Debojoy’s class, Debojoy said Amlan da’s class is up and that I should attend the class with his batch. Now Debojoy is very intelligent. I walked into the class. Then Kujo walked in. Sreejita was sitting on one side of the class, Priyanka on another, I was standing in the aisle, Kujo was jumping here and there unable to decide which one of us to focus on furtively glancing at all of us, shifting his gaze from one to the other. Then, Amlan da walked in. I went and sat in the corner beside Debojoy. Kujo sat on a different bench. What was Amlan da teaching? ‘The Frogs’, by Aristophanes! A play about the most vile characters ever drafted by Greek tragedians, a competition between playwrights about who drafted the ugliest frog, the most despicable villain. Amlan da always knows the pulse of the situation. Kujo toh tai, frog jumping from one place to another looking for his next zone for a gruesome deed.