Shah Rukh Khan masturbates all over the advertisement of Exide at Koramangala, Bangalore. Everyone on the road spits on Shah Rukh for ejaculating on the Exide advertisement at Koramangala. Shah Rukh Khan waves his penis in broad daylight at the Exide poster. The chief minister of the state stares on aghast as Shah Rukh Khan waves his dick in round circles at the Exide poster. Shah Rukh Khan uploads videos of himself maturbating in front of the Exide poster for everyone on YouTube and Facebook to see. Shah Rukh Khan is shameless. Everyone blocks Shah Rukh Khan’s channels on YouTube and Facebook after seeing this. Everyone thinks Shah Rukh Khan is too old these days. People think he is an idiot for trying to act with women half his own age. People do not like dirty old men like this. People know it is wrong to be a dirty old man. Sleeping with women half your age is the definition of a dirty old man. Shah Rukh Khan spends his afternoon having sex with the wife of the owner of P. C. Chandra Jewellers. The wife of the owner of P. C. Chandra Jewellers is shameless. That’s why she has sex with Shah Rukh Khan so that she can open a showroom in Bangalore. No one respects the P. C. Chandra Jewellers owner’s wife because of that. Shah Rukh Khan enters the P. C. Chandra Jewellers showroom at mid-noon. The owner’s wife is at the showroom waiting for him. Shah Rukh Khan and the owner’s wife strip naked and do it and do it and do it on the floor of the P. C. Chandra showroom. The owner of the showroom records the whole act on his pocket phone and uploads the video as a promotional campaign on YouTube and Facebook. The chief minister of Karnataka watches the videos of Shah Rukh Khan having sex with the owner’s wife and vomits on his phone. The entire P. C. Chandra showroom is thick with the semen and vaginal fluid from Shah Rukh Khan and the owner’s wife’s sex act. After completing the act, Shah Rukh Khan walks down to the Lavie showroom at Koramangala. Shah Rukh Khan strips naked at the Lavie showroom upon seeing Anushka Sharma. Shah Rukh Khan undoes his zipper and starts waving his penis at Anushka Sharma. Upon seeing this, Anushka Sharma bends down on her knees infront of Shah Rukh Khan and gives Shah Rukh a blow job. Shah Rukh Khan comes all over Anushka’s face. The semen from Shah Rukh’s penis streams down all over Shah Rukh’s face. The video is recorded on Shsh Rukh’s camera phone and posted on YouTube and Facebook. Everyone blocks Lavie’s pages on their phones after watching the videos. Shah Rukh Khan gets a call from Chodu and runs over to Tanishq’s showroom. Anushka Sharma meanwhile runs down to the Manyavar showroom. Virat Kohli waits for her at the Manyavar showroom. Virat Kohli undoes his zipper and inserts his penis into Anushka Sharma’s vagina over and over and over again. The act is recorded on Virat Kohli’s camera phone and posted on YouTube and Facebook. Everyone blocks Manyavar after watching the video. The chief minister of Karnataka watches the videos and is horrified by the antics of Bollywood actors. At Tanishq, Shah Rukh Khan and Chodu copulate as Chodu is dressed in only Tanishq’s jewellery for a porn ad for Tanishq. Chodu acts in porn videos all the time. That’s why no one respects her. Shah Rukh Khan records the act on his camera phone and posts the video on YouTube and Facebook. Everyone is disgusted by the videos and blocks Tanishq on their phones. The chief minister of Karnataka watches aghast at the videos of the Lavie showroom and Tanishq showroom uploaded on Facebook and YouTube. Shah Rukh Khan is running late for his shoot with Katrina Kaif. Shah Rukh Khan flies down to the sets of ‘Zero’. Katrina Kaif is waiting on the sets for him. Shah Rukh Khan and Katrina Kaif do it again and again and again on the sets of ‘Zero’. This is recorded by the camera and crew of ‘Zero’ as their next promotional shoot. The video goes up on Facebook and YouTube. Everyone blocks ‘Zero’ on their phones after this. Who wants to watch a film called, ‘Zero’ anyhow? Who wants to watch a movie about a middle-aged man sleeping with women half his age anyhow? That story is old and boring by now. The chief ninister of Karnataka blocks everyone from Bollywood on his phone after seeing the promotional video for ‘Zero’.