Note to George W. Bush, Shah Rukh Khan and Anoushka Shankar –

Why does the government in Bangalore suffer from such massive ineptitude? Why is it that criminals shout outside people’s homes in Koramangala, Bangalore? The President of America, and the rest of the world,  now knows that Bangalore is home to criminals. I hope the criminals who shout outside people’s homes at night and speed drive are proud of this. Now, even the President of the United States knows about them, the criminal populace of Bangalore. That is what the President of the United States of America finds out about Bangalore, criminality and sexual harassment at the workplace. I hope the criminals of Bangalore who made this happen are proud of themselves because now even the President if America knows them for what they are, that is the identity of Bangalore they have sold to the President of America. I hope the Chief Minister of the state is proud of those criminal  Bangaloreans who have gifted Bangalore with this new identity in the eyes of the world. We have yet another blot of human degeneracy on the map of the rapist-nation-state, India. Pathetic! And now even the President of America knows how pathetic Bangalore is! I hope Bangalore is proud of itself.