Note to George W. Bush, Shah Rukh Khan and Anoushka Shankar –

Amir Khan, the Johnny Depp clone, the Johnny Depp plagiarist,  now appears on the cover of ‘Femina’ magazine, trying very hard to be appealing to women, which he is not. ‘Femina’ magazine has vocally endorsed the plagiarism of Johnny Depp. Since ‘Femina’ is a magazine, why have they not asked Johnny Depp for an interview regarding his thoughts on a plagiarized version of ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ being marketed in India? Why has Johnny Depp not been interviewed? Women love Johnny Depp. They think he is one of the most gorgeously beautiful men alive. Women adore this man. He is a brilliant actor, an original creative persona and he is built like a God. Who wouldn’t love Johnny Depp? Men love Johnny Depp. Children love Johnny Depp. Who doesn’t like this guy? On the contrary, Amir Khan is podgy, with a bloated face, bloated hands, a bloated torso and a Veerappan moustache, to add to the ensemble. He thinks his nose stud is a distractor that will divert people’s attention from his other ugly attributes. Divert and plagiarize, that way maybe no one will see that he plagiarized ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’. Divert people’s attention with a nose stud. Why has ‘Femina’ not requested Johnny Depp for an interview on his thoughts on Indian directors and actors plagiarizing him, on his thoughts on having a clone of him walking around in India and trying really hard to be exactly Johnny Depp? Why?