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Hrithik Roshan, the idiot child of Bollywood, has just reached new levels of idiocy. He now poses for fitness clubs with teary eyes. That’s right, everyone, he now weeps in fitness commercials. That’s the new level of idiocy he has hit. Cure Fit or Cult Fit, whatever they call it, is now the stupidest work out zone in Bangalore. you have  a fitness hub in Bangalore that makes men weep? Are you serious? Who the bloody hell has even heard of so much bullshit in their own lifetime? Seriously, are you kidding me? Oooowww, look, Cult Fit/ Cure Fit is so cool it makes men cry. That’s how fit you’ll be after working out at Cult Fit/ Cure Fit, you’ll be a weeper. Even kids don’t cry after exercise routines! Everyone knows that! What kind of a shit fitness club is this anyhow? The men who work out here are so unfit they weep after a work out. The men who  work out at Cure Fit/Cult Fit are so unfit they cannot even handle a light workout. It’s so hard, they start weeping. And then they go advertise themselves on mall walls so that people know exactly how much Cult Fit/ Cure Fit hurt them. It’s so painful, the men wanna go public with their work out trauma! It’s such a bad place to go, they’ll rob you, and you’ll cry. It’s the work out club for the sissies and woos-es of Bangalore. That’s how bad this work out zone actually is. And, now everyone knows exactly how unfit Hrithik Roshan is, he cries after a work out, then he gets himself photographed after the work out, he can’t even stop crying for the photo shoot! What a joke! Seriously, worst ever fitness joint ad I have seen in my entire lifetime. Nothing else comes even close. What a hoax this Cult Fit/ Cure Fit is. And this is what will happen to your brand name if you promote your brand with the likes of crying sissies like Hrithik Roshan!