The Fatty of Bollywood runs across the beach, along the water’s edge. She’s so fat, she kicks up sand every time she runs along the sands. She’s so fat, there’s a dust storm trailing after her. She’s so fat, the sand storm is blinding the crew on the sets of Baywatch. Look, they have to shield their faces form the sand! They can’t see anymore, there’s too much sand. There’s so much sand, the camera crew has to stop filming, all their cameras can pick up now is sand. She’s so fat, no one can even see Dwayne Johnson anymore, he’s hidden by all the sand. She’s so fat, the camera cannot ever film Dwayne and the Fatty in the same shot because the Fatty takes up the whole camera angle, she really is that fat. She’s so fat, when she grabs Dwayne, you can’t even see his baldness anymore!