The Fatty of Bollywood throws her rolls of fat at Shah Rukh Khan. She’s so fat, Shah Rukh falls over and is squashed by her bodily weight caving in on his torso. She’s so fat, she can’t even get up, she just lies there, squirming all over Shah Rukh like an insect, trying to get up, but she can’t. Her legs and arms fly about in the air and her massive stomach crushes Shah Rukh’s body, who is gasping for breath by now. She’s so fat, when she kisses Shah Rukh, her saliva encapsulates Shah Rukh’s entire face. He is now drowned in saliva from the Fatty’s mouth. He can’t breathe. He’s choking! Seriously, this is the best Baywatch could do for a life guard in the twenty-first century? Seriously?